is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
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you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
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There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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