You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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