so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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