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Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
Just pee around me
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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