when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
He was putting purell on my boobs saying "they need to be clean for later." He hadn't had a drink all night
birth control should be required to get into college
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I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
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We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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