we have officially lost it.
She is in my trunk
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
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why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
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Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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