In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
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Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
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Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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