I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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