If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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