This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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