You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
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No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
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I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
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