So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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