you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
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You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
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If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet