My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
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Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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