oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
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Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
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so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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