i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
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So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
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I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
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