THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
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If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
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After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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