Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
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Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
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My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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