You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
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You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
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He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Why are your pants in the freezer?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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