You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
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Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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