ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
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check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
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Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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