Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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