If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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