WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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