Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
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