did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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