If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
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You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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