So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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