I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
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I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
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Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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