He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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