Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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