i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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