I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
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She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
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what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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