Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize
