ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
