idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
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Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
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I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours