This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
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This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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