Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.