well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
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Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
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he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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