at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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