i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
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In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
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she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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