i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
We don't watch enough power rangers
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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