We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
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she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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