I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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