Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
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In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.