Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
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So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
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Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.