in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED