i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.