maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
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I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
May the power of my ass compel you!!
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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