i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
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I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
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STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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