at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
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