No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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