I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
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