STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I have demons in me.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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